2020 - Week 12 Entertainment - Part 1
Alright here we go - GWBL entertainment for Week 12. This being the 2nd to last week of the regular season, I’ve decided to write up two segments for each team:
1) Week 12 in 12 Words or Less: I think this one is self-explanatory. While I realize Week 12’s matchups are important, I’ll keep this brief as most of us are ready to move on to Week 13 (aside from Keetz).
2) Playoff Picture: here we’ll look at each team’s playoff chances and handicap their chances at taking home the title. (See Part 2 for this piece.)
In reverse order of the standings:
Week 12 in 12 Words of Less:
10) Vote for Creepy Sniffin Joe (4-8): Imagine if Dylan had Nick Chubb all year long?
9) Rollin w Mahomies (4-8): Congratulations to DMO and Lauryn on the birth of their baby.
8) Slight Brees (5-7): Please don’t let Tieg make playoffs so Taysom Hill isn’t a thing.
7) Foreskin Fondu (5-7): Derrick Henry is unfair and a cheat code.
6) A Finkle In Time (6-6): Is this the most agonizing loss in league history? (Frader scored 162.)
5) Covid Dak-cine (6-6): Only 4.4 points from Ezekiel Elliott on Thanksgiving? Puke.
4) Fresh Prince of Bhelaire (7-5): Is James Robinson the MVP of fantasy this year?
3) The TC Williams Titans (7-5): Josh Jacobs and Darren Waller combined for 9.6 points against the Falcons.
2) Rugg and Tugg (8-4): Confirmed best week in the history of the league. Holy Tyreek Hill.
1) WatsOn Those Gurley Fries (8-4): Is DK Metcalf the best WR in the NFL right now?
