2020 Week 12 Entertainment - Part 2
PLAYOFF PICTURE:
10) Vote for Creepy Sniffin Joe (4-8): Week 13 matchup vs. Keetz (8-4)
Playoff Chances: 0% chance. Dylan’s season was over once he suffered his 8th loss in Week 10.
Championship Odds: 0%, see above.
9) Rollin w Mahomies (4-8): Week 13 matchup vs. Frader (6-6)
Playoff Chances: 0% DMO’s inaugural season came to an end when he suffered his 8th loss in Week 12.
Championship Odds: 0%, see above.
Here lies Dylan and DMO’s season - over after Week 12.
8) Slight Brees (5-7): Week 13 matchup vs. Ken (6-6)
Playoff Chances: 30% chance. All Tieg needs is a win over Ken and a loss by either Frader or Lamone. He’ll be forced to take Taysom Hill out of his TE spot or play without a WR2 this week so that’s a big blow to his team. Tieg vs. Ken is the matchup of the Week and the playoff seeding will be largely determined by the outcome.
Championship Odds: 16-1 odds or 5.9%. He has an uphill climb just to make the playoffs and I don’t think this team is as good as the other playoff teams. The Taysom Hill gimmick is the reason he’s even close to playoffs and he’s already played that hand.
7) Foreskin Fondu (5-7): Week 13 matchup vs. Commish (7-5)
Playoff Chances: 70% chance. Lamone needs to win in Week 13 and have either Frader or Ken lose. He has the points tie breaker over Frader, Ken and Tieg so his fate lies in his hands. His team looks terrifying right now with Ekeler back so I’m pretty confident he’ll make it in.
Championship Odds: 5-1 odds or 16.7% chance. What? Yep, I give Lamone really high odds. His team is stacked and as long as he gets respectable production from the QB spot he has a good chance to win the league.
6) A Finkle In Time (6-6): Week 13 matchup vs. DMO (4-8)
Playoff Chances: 70% chance. DMO’s team is coming off a nice W, but he’s 4-8 for a reason. Barring a crazy Sunday, I expect Frader to coast to easy win and make playoffs at 7-6.
Championship Odds: 10-1 odds or a 9.1% chance. I absolutely think he’ll make playoffs, but I’m not sure this team can win the league. The loss of Will Fuller really hurts and Kyler may be injured right now.
5) Covid Dak-cine (6-6): Week 13 matchup vs. Tieg (5-7)
Playoff Chances: 30% chance. Seeing as Ken and Tieg are playing each other, I had to give them equal odds at a playoff berth. The winner of this game will still need some help in the form of Lamone/Frader losses and points tie breakers, so we’ll see how it goes.
Championship Odds: 16-1 odds, or a 5.9% chance. Ken’s team is missing Dak and Joe Mixon, while Zeke and Jonathan Taylor are complete question-marks. It’s not a bad team but I can’t see many scenarios where he comes out on top.
4) Fresh Prince of Bhelaire (7-5): Week 13 matchup vs Kev (8-4)
Playoff Chances: 100%. Getting to the 7 win mark in Week 10 clinched playoffs for Rob D. There are seeding considerations at play, but I don’t think Robby D can get a bye even if he does win and Keetz/Kev both lose.
Championship Odds: 8-1 odds or 11.1%. This will end up being the 4th highest odds and ultimately that’s what I think this team is - the 4th best team in the league. Robby D’s team is good, just not as good as Keetz/Kev/Lamone’s (in my opinion of course).
3) The TC Williams Titans (7-5): Week 13 matchup vs. Lamone (5-7)
Playoff Chances: 100%. Like Robby D, my team also earned it’s 7th win in Week 10. The seeding considerations are the same as Rob D and it’s looking like the 3/4 seeds for us.
Championship Odds: 0-0 odds, or 0%. Dont’ even get me started.
2) Rugg and Tugg (8-4): Week 13 Matchup vs. Dylan (4-8)
Playoff Chances: 100%. Keetz clinched playoffs before the season even started. He’s clinched a bye and is still in play for the #1 seed. (Would need to win and have Kev lose - or outscore Kev by ~68 in Week 13 if they both lose.)
Championship Odds: 2-1 odds or 33.3% chance. These are the highest odds of any team and how could they not be? He just scored 200 points for cryin out loud. He’s won 4 straight and is averaging more than 147 points per week in that span.
1) WatsOn Those Gurley Fries (8-4): Week 13 matchup vs Rob D (7-5)
Playoff Chances: 100%. Kev clinched playoffs somewhere around Week 9. He’s also clinched a bye, but could lose the #1 seed if he loses and Keetz wins (or Keetz outscores him by ~68).
Championship Odds: 4-1 odds or 20% chance. If this was anyone else’s team the odds would be closer to 30%, but this is Kev. Easily the most unlucky team in our league. He has the 2nd most points against this year! Despite that he’s still scored the most points and is currently the #1 seed. Given his history in this league, it’s hard to envision any world where Kev actually wins it all - but then again #2020.
