2020 Week 13 Entertainment - Fastest 3 Minutes (Part 1)

Alright Boom, let’s do this. Fastest 3 minutes for the week 13 Matchups. (Hit play…)

Matchup 1: Slight Brees defeats Covid Dak-Cine 118.9-98.7

We travel to South Boston for this matchup between Ken-dall Roy from Succession Peabody and Tieg Green Bean. It was a matchup with major playoff implications, so let’s get into it.

Jonathan The Tool Man Taylor was completing some DIY projects for Kenny, putting up 23.6 fantasy points against the Houston Texans. Peabs got a solid 26 points out of his WRs, but he wasn’t out of the Robert Woods just yet. His decision to start Benny and the Jets Snell cost him his season, as Justin Bieber Jefferson was singing melodies and scoring 25 points from his bench. “I was like baby, baby, baby, oohhhh. Like baby, baby, baby, NOOOO”.

Alvin Kama-kama-kama-kama-kamara-meleon slithered his way through the Falcons D for 19.7 points, but it was Tieg’s trickery that helped him win this one. Tay-some may call what Tieg is doing cheating Hill scored 30.55 points from the TE spot, which doesn’t seem very fair to me, Boom. Despite Curtis Samuel L Jackson being on his bye in Week 13, Slight Brees was able to take down the Covid Dak-Cine 118.9 to 98.7.

BOOM BOOM WHOPPP.

Matchup 2: Rugg and Tugg defeats Vote for Creepy Sniffin Joe 148-124.15

Our next matchup involves two teams who’s playoff fates were already decided, but we’re here to cover the games and cover the games we will.

Lamar “I’m Sorry Miss Jackson” told the Cowboy’s D that “I am for reeaallll” on Tuesday Night Football, dancing his way to a 29.95 point output. Meanwhile, Jolly Old Saint Nick Chubb gave Dylan an early Christmas present of 20.7 fantasy points in his Week 13 matchup.

It wasn’t enough to take down the reigning and future champ however, as Rugg and Tugg came to play. Davante Adams & Eve welcomed the Eagles’ secondary to Mr. Aaron Rodgers’ neighborhood and the Packers-stack combined for nearly 60 fantasy points. Despite Antonio’s Pizza Gibson being injured early on, Keetz’ team was still able to enjoy a happy ending in this one.

FUMBBLLLEEEE

Matchup 3: WatsOn Those Gurley Fries defeats Fresh Prince of Bhel-aire 126-92.35

We travel to the South Shore of Massachusetts for this battle between Danvers and Swampscott natives - Kev and Rob D respectively.

Michael Thomas the Tank Engine chugged his way to a season high 17 fantasy points and Here’s To You Mrs. James Robinson put up 23.4 for Rob D, but it wasn’t enough to take down the #1 seed this week. Raheem made the least of his (Mo)start, with just 6.6 fantasy points against the Buffalo Bills, while The Fresh Prince of Clyde Edwards Helaire didn’t even show up in Week 13 - registering a Bluto-like 0 point 0 fantasy points. Fat, drunk and stupid playing is no way to go through life son.

A-Aron Jones done messed up the Eagles defense in Week 13, rewarding Kev with 28.3 fantasy points thanks to a 77 yard touch down run in garbage time. Our #1 seed enjoyed another home-Cooked meal from Dalvin this week - an appetizer of Gurley Fries with a main course of 30.3 fantasy points. The win over his former roommate locked in the first round bye for Kev.