2020 Week 13 Entertainment - Fastest 3 Minutes (Part 2)

Alright gents, let’s finish this off with our final two matchups:

Matchup 4: The TC Williams Titans defeat Foreskin Fondue 128.45-98.65

We travel out to Austin Massachusetts for this rivalry matchup between Matthew When Life Gives You Lemons Make Lemonakis and Commissioner Gordon.

Darren “I wanna be a baller, shot caller” Waller led the way for the Commish, dropping 43.5 fantasy points on Lamone and the J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS. Meanwhile Chris Carson City Nevada pulled his best Lyanna Mormont impression, stabbing the (NY) Giants in the eye with 21.1 fantasy points. THE GGGGGG MENNNNNN.

Boww woowww I’mm Deeerrrriickk Henry and I can sign hiighhh like thiiissssss. I can sing hiiiighhhhhh. Sadly Derrick Henry’s singing voice was higher than his fantasy output - a putrid 8.4 point performance in Week 13 that killed many a fantasy season.

Speaking of Dereks, Derek “What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?” CaRRRRRRR led the way for Lamone with 36 points against those same Jets. Go figure the one time Lamone gets good fantasy production from his QB he loses anyways.

Matchup 5: Rollin With Mahomies defeats A Finkle In Time 122.75-108.65

Our final matchup of the week featured DMO and Frader in yet another game with playoff implications.

Darren started off his Sunday with a shot of Jameson Crowder’s finest Irish Whiskey, getting 19 fantasy points against the RRRRRAIIIIIIDDEEEHHHHHS. Travis Kel-see no evil hear no evil didn’t see much of the Broncos secondary this week, putting up 25 fantasy points of his own in a surprisingly close matchup.

David Montgomery Gentry gave Frader “Somethin to Be Proud Of” with his 28.5 points against the hapless Lions defense, but it wasn’t enough to overcome a combined 2.6 points from James White Men Can’t Jump and Jerry McGuire Jeudy. Frader would fall to DMO in this one, but his playoff hopes were salvaged by Lamone’s loss. BOOM BOOM WHOOPP